23/50 The Questions

By admin | August 18, 2017 |

1. Porridge

Mum: What do you mean you don’t want milk or sugar?

Me: I told you last time, it’s fine just as it is, thanks though.

Mum: WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?

2. Yoga

Mum: Will you get a chance to go to yoga?

Me: I’ll try and if I can’t I’ll do my own flow.

Mum: ARE YOU BEING A BUDDHIST AGAIN?*

3. How’s the blog?

Mum: How’s the blog?

Me: Fine. Shhh. Let me finish.

Mum: ARE YOU FILMING ME?

*Never been a Buddhist. She has also accused me of being a Hari Krishna.

How’s your Friday night going?

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